wolffe: (basil)
I wonder if there's ever been a squirrel that's afraid of heights. There must have been, I guess, since we have chipmunks. So somewhere along the evolutionary process a rodent like critter looked at his friend and said, "dude, let's go up in the trees. That'll be awesome!" and his friend was all like, "nah man, that shit's scary."
wolffe: (duck dodgers in the 23rd and a half cent)
I am very interested in sending a box to the Iraqi Bundles of Love program. Probably won't be able to do it before the deadline though.

Watching the 2nd Star Wars on Spike. Just how much older is Amidala than Anakin? Talk about your cougars. Unless she's supposed to age slower or something.
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I am very interested in sending a box to the Iraqi Bundles of Love program. Probably won't be able to do it before the deadline though.

Watching the 2nd Star Wars on Spike. Just how much older is Amidala than Anakin? Talk about your cougars. Unless she's supposed to age slower or something.
wolffe: (pilsbury)
Why does the cat smell like cheesy poofs?

Jake, get out of the dishwasher.

You sing the ABCs. I'm going to cut things.
wolffe: (Default)
Why does the cat smell like cheesy poofs?

Jake, get out of the dishwasher.

You sing the ABCs. I'm going to cut things.
wolffe: (hunh?)
What do you do with old cell phones?
wolffe: (Default)
What do you do with old cell phones?

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