Dear Pine Tree Sperm,

Quit it. My deck is green, my car looks sickly, hell even the cat turns green after being outside for 5 minutes. So not cool. Also not cool, pollen counts in the high 5,000s like yesterday. I understand you've got to get your groove on, but this is ridiculous.

No love,

Kenzie

Dear Pine Tree Sperm,

Quit it. My deck is green, my car looks sickly, hell even the cat turns green after being outside for 5 minutes. So not cool. Also not cool, pollen counts in the high 5,000s like yesterday. I understand you've got to get your groove on, but this is ridiculous.

No love,

Kenzie