The timeline of my night

9pm: get Jake in bed, read stories and settle down
10pm: Erik wakes up. Head into his room to feed him. Jake gets up 5 minutes later and goes downstairs where Jason is
11pm: Erik finally finishes eating, get Jake back in bed and actually fall asleep
3am: Erik wakes up again
4am: Finish feeding Erik, stumble into my own bed and pass out
4:30am: Jake wakes up screaming blue bloody murder, crawls into bed with me and continues to scream No and ask for things that are downstairs, in the car, etc.
5:30am: Jake finally stops yelling and passes out, so do I
6am: Erik wakes up
7am: I try to put Erik back in his crib, but every time I lay him down he wakes up crying
8am: give up and take Erik into Jake's bed where we both pass out
10am: Jake wakes up for the day.

And this is why I'm sleepy and look like hell.