Actual conversations with Jake

Last night as we were about to fall asleep Jake says "Mommy? Sometimes Mommies and Daddies - like you and Daddy - take a long time to pee and poop."
I replied that yes, sometimes they do.
Jake: Like Daddy.
Me: Yes, he does take a while.
Jake: But you don't.
Me: No, I don't like to spend a lot of time in the bathroom.
Jake: That's because you're FAN.TAS.TIC.

LOL