Actual conversations with Jason

[wolffe]

We were watching the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade yesterday and Toby Keith (or some country singer in a very 70's fur collared coat) was singing on a float with a little girl by his side. She wasn't in the costume of the other float children, so I figured she must be a guest of the singer's.

I asked Jason if he thought she was his daughter or granddaughter. To which he replied, "wife".