(510): he said he didn't have a condom. (415): and you said? (510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
(330): You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
New favorite: (857): seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
ahaha, I just saw this site a few weeks ago. My favorite then was...
(718): you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
They're doing great except for the ones I really wanted to live! lol. The tulip tree and the two free redbud trees died, but the rest are alive... My potted 'ten free trees' are all doing very well, but the larger tulip tree died and the locust is not looking good- it's still green but has no leaves. They're all just super tiny, so this fall we'll probably go find a larger tree or two for the back yard. I'm getting annoyed at tree-hunting. everything I've found that I'd want to plant is either $200+, or it's cheaper but was grown from a graft, which I don't really want.
This is where I bought my cherry "stick" from. It came as a bare root tree about 2.5 or 3 feet tall. Not huge by any means, but after a year or so it was big enough to bloom out. It's at my Mom's or I'd take a picture. I don't think it was that expensive either - maybe $20?
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Date: 2009-06-23 08:42 pm (UTC)(510): he said he didn't have a condom.
(415): and you said?
(510): that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
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Date: 2009-06-23 10:34 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2009-06-24 02:25 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-23 09:31 pm (UTC)(540): you decided you wanted to name them & keep them as pets.
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Date: 2009-06-23 10:33 pm (UTC)(713): wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
(281): umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
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Date: 2009-06-24 12:31 am (UTC)(718): you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
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Date: 2009-06-25 01:54 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-06-27 02:35 pm (UTC)They're all just super tiny, so this fall we'll probably go find a larger tree or two for the back yard. I'm getting annoyed at tree-hunting. everything I've found that I'd want to plant is either $200+, or it's cheaper but was grown from a graft, which I don't really want.
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Date: 2009-06-27 05:48 pm (UTC)This is where I bought my cherry "stick" from. It came as a bare root tree about 2.5 or 3 feet tall. Not huge by any means, but after a year or so it was big enough to bloom out. It's at my Mom's or I'd take a picture. I don't think it was that expensive either - maybe $20?